While You Were Out Today

To: The Boss
From: Blue Dog Art

RE: A Day in the Life of the Brain Trust

9:30 Bother to show up for "work".
9:30-10:45 B.S. With each other
10:45 Make nail appointment for 11:15
10:50 Leave for nail appt.
12:15-1:00 Return from nail appt. (I went to lunch and she was back when I returned at 1.)
1:00-1:10 Return personal phone call.
1:10-1:20 Disappear somewhere in office.
1:20-2:45 Go to lunch
2:45-3:00 B.S. some more
3:00-3:05 Call someone to explain fuck-up that will cost us money to fix.
3:05 I get sick of the B.S. and put on noise cancelling headphones because I am to pissed to think about it anymore.
4:30 I'm going home.

I SO wish I was kidding, but I'm not. This was her actual fucking day today. I actually took notes today. I wish I could give this list to my boss, but at this point I just make myself look bad for bitching about it so much.