Curmurring*
OK, so I’m a little grumpy today. After abnormal mild temps, it is windy and cold. I have a borderline cold with a potentially nasty sore throat.
Half of the “braintrust” for some reason, decided yesterday that it would be acceptable in an “open” office format to use hairspray in her cube, which is unfortunately right next to mine. It happened twice. At first, I wasn’t sure what was going on over there and let it slide, but the second time I decided to get up and see what she was doing. I asked her what she was spraying and she told me hairspray. I gave her my most convincing “you are a fucking idiot” look and told her that it was going everywhere in the office. She replied “Oh, sorry. I guess I’ll use it in the bathroom then.”
Brilliant!!!!
*A low rumbling sound; hence, the motion of the bowels, produced by flatulence, attended by such a sound; borborygmus; Scotch. (This calendar is hilarious!.)
posted by Blue Dog Art at
10:14 AM
4 Comments:
feel better! doesnt this cold front suck??
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erl, at January 26, 2006 12:34 PM
I hope that I didn't pass my cold to you through my blog...
And you should be able to smack the hairspray lady.
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m.a., at January 26, 2006 1:21 PM
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Blue Dog Art, at January 26, 2006 8:57 PM
ERL--Cold front totally sucks. They say it will be in the 50s again by the weekend though. I don't like the cold, but the warm temps seem weird. The bulbs in the garden are starting to come up early.
MA--Rest assured, the cold is courtesy of my four-year-old. One of the "perks" of having kids in daycare.
I have given serious thought to how I could get the idiot fired, but so far no dice. It is obscene the amount of time she spends NOT working.
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Blue Dog Art, at January 26, 2006 9:02 PM
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